kuku kaki Umar masuk selumbar

pada suatu hari (sila guna tone ghazi)...
ada seorang budak kecil...
budak itu bernama Umar...
dia bermain2 di balkony rumah chek, jln tok lam...
sedang dia main2 tue, kaki Umar tersepak kayu right at the door...
ayi zie tiba2 menjerit... "Na!! kaki umar ada masuk benda!!"... jeritan itu sangat KUAT...
panic jap...
Umar lak dah start nangis kuat2...
rupa2nya his ibu jari kanan dimasuki SELUMBAR!!
tersusuk masuk dalam kuku, sepanjang kuku tue... besar lak tue...
kesiannya ANAK MAMA!!
terus peluk Umar and ajak MA@ALO and AKAU MIE ke Emergancy Room HSNZ...
all the way tue Umar nangis... sian dia...

setibanya di HSNZ, i was sooooo lega to see a familiar face...
my student, MUKMIN... ya-allah... terima kasih...
so, he registered me and straight away masuk bilik doc...
but as usual, on a public holiday, emergancy room penuh dgn orang...
doctor semua pun busy dgn patients...

last2 MUKMIN sendiri yg tolong keluarkan selumbar itu...
thank u so much wahai studentku...
i owe u a lot...

on the way back home, Umar 'neinei' and terus tido...

hopefully semua okey and kaki dia tak kena infection...